thequeerclone:

the fact that there have been no leaked nudes in my dashboard proves that i’m following the right people

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rapewhistled:

why do old people drive slow they barely have any time left like GOOOOO ur dying

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Treat her like you’re still trying to win her, and that’s how you’ll never lose her.
― Trent Shelton - via 242soldieroflove (via perfect)
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lovingvaldaya:

Robin Williams’ passing is a reminder that those who make us laugh the most are usually fighting the biggest demons.

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An intelligent, beautiful woman with a dirty mind that makes you laugh non-stop should be treasured.
― (via nicolezai)

(Source: lilfellow)

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  • *male celebrity gets his nudes leaked*
  • everyone: oh my gOOOOD WHERE CAN I SEE MORE IM GONNA DIE THIS IS SO HOT !1111!
  • *female celebrity gets her nudes leaked*
  • everyone: ok but why did she even take those pics,.... she was asking for it lol
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